Bacchus Brewing Company Obama IPA. Which shall be described as a Kenyan IPA until Bacchus release the original birth certificate and/or a video of the birth to prove otherwise. It may taste like it was made in Capalaba, but I’m way too smart to fall for such obvious misdirection. In any event, it tastes like communism and lies.
Truthers, Preppers, Birthers, Ray Hadley, Elderly family members etc.
Well the world is already ending so why not right this goddamn second? If the American government can blow up their own World Trade Centre and convince the sheeple that “it was the browns that done it!” then it’s only a matter of time before SAS commandos break down your door, put fluoride in your water and tax you to within an inch of your miserable life.
In fact, I was having myself a quiet snifter of Obama just last week when I was attacked by a militant lesbian street gang who forced me to witness their marriages and impregnate them with fatherless bastards. They told me it was all part of their plan to breed an army of radical left wing latte sipping nancy boys to gay up our children and inject The Pot directly into their eyeballs. Now that I think about it, have you ever seen Bob Brown and Abu Bakar Bashir in the same room? I didn't come down in the last bungled Wivenhoe Dam release, Sonny Jim!
Now this IPA is black. Black as the fossil fuels that are the lifeblood of this wonderful country. I don’t think this beer contains anything that Gina dug out of the ground, but it should. Let’s face it, if the greenies get their way, the only things this country will be exporting are Arts Students and tofu.
It is very important to me that Obama IPA comes in 5L kegs. They stack nicely in the bunker and are the perfect size for being converted into IEDs. Just the ticket if the local council comes snooping around your shed.
Now don't be a philistine, put that delicious beer in a glass. Or if it’s a special occasion, have your wife carefully pour it into the hollowed out skull of an endangered native animal. A tiger quoll (Dasyurus maculatus) is perfect for this style.